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tyleroakley: Sweet Jesus.

tyleroakley:

Sweet Jesus.

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malikthirst:

i remember one time i became tumblr friends with this girl and she asked me where i was from and i answered “canada” and she’s like “ohhhh canada eh” and i was like “ya ahah” and then i asked her where she was from and she said “i’m from nashville tennessee” and i was like “hey y’all” and she was like “y’all huh.. so you think americans are just dumb white hillbillies who are fat and don’t know anything” and then she unfollowed me

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pizzaforpresident: 17271 likes Zoom

pizzaforpresident:

17271 likes

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smashingdevotchka:

saltineofswing:

joonssound:

the animator probably requested that this be put in the script because they were so excited that the boulder came out as great as it did so he wanted a little reward for himself… at least, that’s what I would have done…

Maybe they had a ton of trouble rendering the boulder properly and so when it was done they were like ‘You know what? This shit deserves a line in the script.’

As the daughter of a renderer, I can confirm this is pretty likely. :P

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overhumor: Multi-tasking

overhumor:

Multi-tasking

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jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
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theyellovvbrickroad:

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND

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tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

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damaximos:

yellowfur:

I liek charows colors 

what a cutie

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egberts:

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egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

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permanentlyhiddlestoned:

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sakibatch:

one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”

And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.

I just spit water all over my desk.

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cliterallysame:

legit-humour:

why does waldo wear stripes? because he doesn’t want to be spotted

this is legit humour

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